More and more people are discovering the joys of text sex. Whether you’re texting your lover, significant other or someone you met at the pub, texting is a fun flirty way to let someone know that you’re thinking of them. Keeping in touch during the day can help to increase intimacy with your partner and help get them warmed up for the main event.
Since I wrote some guidelines for getting started with dirty texting, I’ve been getting a lot of follow up questions. People don’t just want guidelines, but more ideas of clever and sexy lines to use with their lover. Often the best sexy innuendo comes from a witty response at the right moment. So instead of me getting up here and trying to think of all the possible come-ons that you could send, I thought I would ask you.
What’s the best dirty text message that you’ve either sent or received?
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My girl sent me this one last Friday:
“I’m horny and wet and I want your cock. No I NEED your cock!”
Are you going to fuck my brains out?
I am so horny right now that I started playing with myself. Do you want to give me a hand?
Her: whats for dinner tonight
Me: u
One little picture message says it all
Saw this one somewhere:
This message is redeemable for 40minutes of cunnilingus. Offer expires within 24 hours.
Wanna get sweaty?
Is it cool if i get a cab to ur house so u can sex me up?
omg omg omg omg o o o o o o!!!!!!!!
Bitches love smiley faces
i wnt u n me k?
i want you so bad right now!
i have had you on my mind all day, now i want to replace mind with body and day with night
Me: what are you doing?
Her: Waiting for you to come find me in bed!
Him: I want your germs!
Me:What should we do tonight
Her: I want you to spank me hard.
Me: OK
I am an expert at sex texting!!!
Once I sex texted for about 12 hours plus more the next day.
I recieved these texts that day
Him: Wanna sit on my cock
Me:Yes!
Him: I’ll thrust real deep
Me: yeah?
Him: slide my dick into ur wet pink pussy
Me: oh gosh I’m so turned on
Him: pick u up and slam you on my throbbing cock
and there is alot more Ha! beat you all on best sex text!
I am a pro.
yalls ain’t got shit on me.
mine go like this:
me: baby I want to straddle you and nibble on your lips as my hands find their way down ur chest.
him: damn girl.
me: I wanna grind my hips into yours and feel your hard cock against my wet pussy.
him: then I’d roll on top of you and slam into you deep while you moan and I suck on ur neck.
me: mmm. and I’d scratch my nails down ur back as I scream ur name baby.
etc…
I can go for hours.
it helps when the guy is creative too.
I always find it effective to be straight to the point and not use any of that cheesy stuff.
eg.
“I’m gonna suck on your big hard cock, making you moann, I’m gonna suck it so good, until you’re just about ready to cum babe, then I’ll slowly kiss up your body until my pussy is above your cock, and then slide myself onto it, and scream your name as you pound you cock in and out of my soaking wet pussy with ease, mmm”
Usually does the trick, best to stretch it out over a couple of txts, and try to work it in with what he’s saying..