More and more people are discovering the joys of text sex. Whether you’re texting your lover, significant other or someone you met at the pub, texting is a fun flirty way to let someone know that you’re thinking of them. Keeping in touch during the day can help to increase intimacy with your partner and help get them warmed up for the main event.
Since I wrote some guidelines for getting started with dirty texting, I’ve been getting a lot of follow up questions. People don’t just want guidelines, but more ideas of clever and sexy lines to use with their lover. Often the best sexy innuendo comes from a witty response at the right moment. So instead of me getting up here and trying to think of all the possible come-ons that you could send, I thought I would ask you.
What’s the best dirty text message that you’ve either sent or received?
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My girl sent me this one last Friday:
“I’m horny and wet and I want your cock. No I NEED your cock!”
Are you going to fuck my brains out?
I am so horny right now that I started playing with myself. Do you want to give me a hand?
Her: whats for dinner tonight
Me: u
One little picture message says it all
Saw this one somewhere:
This message is redeemable for 40minutes of cunnilingus. Offer expires within 24 hours.
Wanna get sweaty?
Is it cool if i get a cab to ur house so u can sex me up?
omg omg omg omg o o o o o o!!!!!!!!
Bitches love smiley faces
i wnt u n me k?
i want you so bad right now!
i have had you on my mind all day, now i want to replace mind with body and day with night
Me: what are you doing?
Her: Waiting for you to come find me in bed!
Him: I want your germs!
Me:What should we do tonight
Her: I want you to spank me hard.
Me: OK
I am an expert at sex texting!!!
Once I sex texted for about 12 hours plus more the next day.
I recieved these texts that day
Him: Wanna sit on my cock
Me:Yes!
Him: I’ll thrust real deep
Me: yeah?
Him: slide my dick into ur wet pink pussy
Me: oh gosh I’m so turned on
Him: pick u up and slam you on my throbbing cock
and there is alot more Ha! beat you all on best sex text!
I am a pro.
yalls ain’t got shit on me.
mine go like this:
me: baby I want to straddle you and nibble on your lips as my hands find their way down ur chest.
him: damn girl.
me: I wanna grind my hips into yours and feel your hard cock against my wet pussy.
him: then I’d roll on top of you and slam into you deep while you moan and I suck on ur neck.
me: mmm. and I’d scratch my nails down ur back as I scream ur name baby.
etc…
I can go for hours.
it helps when the guy is creative too.
I always find it effective to be straight to the point and not use any of that cheesy stuff.
eg.
“I’m gonna suck on your big hard cock, making you moann, I’m gonna suck it so good, until you’re just about ready to cum babe, then I’ll slowly kiss up your body until my pussy is above your cock, and then slide myself onto it, and scream your name as you pound you cock in and out of my soaking wet pussy with ease, mmm”
Usually does the trick, best to stretch it out over a couple of txts, and try to work it in with what he’s saying..
you think you’re so good at dirty texting, im 14 this is what my man has said to me lately.:
-Wicked, i just want to fucking rail you!!
-I’m gonna slam you!
-I wanna bed you over and push my cock in you.
-I’m rubbing my big cock. Watchin it go in and out of you pussy; yummyy
-I’d use my big cock, slowly in and out. Goin harder, and harder making you moan loud! Sucking your nipples as im balls deep!!
-I’d cum like crazy, i just did!!
-Yum! But, gnite.. that orgy tired me out! Thanks babyy
-Playing with my big cock, imagining you naked!
-I wanna bed you over, and push it in balls deep, making you scream louder and louder!!
-I`ve gotta crazyy boner! Hop on it, and take it all the way, up and down. Gonna rip you open, and pop yer cherry!! Fuck me now!!!
-Your pussy is mine!
-Wet, and sexy, i`d feel you up in there.
-I wanna eat you out, and finger you at the same time. Then once you`re wet, I`m gonna push my big cock in, and fucking slam it in!
-I`m gonna ram it in, and suck on your neck!
1- Wanna have fun?
2- What kind of fun?
1- Fun that makes you moan…
2- Mmm..
hi sexy, do u would like my 9inch cock? I want fuck ur lick pussy wet? Can u reply me plz?
mii: so what wud you like to do l8r?? x x
him: you x x x
mii: same…
carrys on from there! x XD
ME: If you were in the road right now and standing outside my window you would see me naked in my room. What ideas does that give you…?
HIM: Pretty much it makes me wanna climb up your house, into your bedroom and fuck you where you stand…First I would finger you slowly with two fingers sliding slowly in and out of you making you moan and want me so bad, and make your pussy so wet that when I slide my tongue in you it will feel amazing. Only after that I would put my hard cock in your tight pussy and thrust so hard and deep in you that you would stuggle to breathe, let alone stop screaming with pleasure. I would fuck you in ay position you wanted and make you come so many times you might faint. But thats down to you I suppose. Thats what I would do anyway.
What would you want me to do?
OMG it was a good text time! Ex-bf though so if anyone can compete….?
well right now this very second i am having sex text with my bf this is what wev said…
me. i want you over here so bad.
him. why what would you want to do?
me. i want you to get to know every room in my house.
him. humm go on…
me. i want you to fuck me so hard till i scream your name. but before you do id suck your big hard cock until you moaned and then id lick alllll the way up and kiss you with your cum in my mouth.
him. fuck me. well i would kiss you slowly all the way down your gorgeous body to your wet pussy and lick you out till you couldnt take the pleasure anymore and then id come back up and slide my cock into your soaking wet pussy and fuck you like youv never been fucked before going so deep that your body is reeling with pleasure.
me. and then i would slow you down so that i could put my legs over your shoulders so you could go deeper.
thats all wev said so far… x
Sent him a pic.
Him: i just went from 6 o clock.. to midnight…
Me: you’re in a chair, im in a short dress.. i put a leg on each side of you. stradle you. slide my dress up over my ass. slide onto your rock hard cock..
Him: Oh baby fuck me
Me: i slide the front of my dress down to expose my breasts. i pull your head down, your hand squeezing one, your mouth around the other sucking, licking and biting my nipples. im moving up and down, harder and faster
Him: my hands move to your ass, spreading your cheeks apart, I pull you down, in as far as i can go
Me: i start rocking back and forth, my clit rubbing against you
Him: I get a finger wet, while your riding my rock hard cock, i slide two fingers into your ass.. sucking on your tits
Me: I move to a chair.. lay over the arm, face down, my ass up in the air and you slide your dick in my wet pussy, my lips are spread so my clits rubbing against the chair
Him: your hips are moving with me, your humping the chair.. i slide two fingers in your ass again. one hand spreading your cheeks apart. I go crazy watching you hump the chair, as i ram my cock into your wet pussy
Me: i turn around and face you, you slide your dick into my ass this time, ramming it.. hard, baby.. faster. My hands on my breats, pinching my nipples as you ram your fingers into my pussy while your dick is fucking my ass.. ……and so on and so forth
me – my wet pussy is waiting……what are you going to do?
him – going to slam my dick hard enough to make you moan and scream. now my tongue goes into your wet pussy while you have an orgy
me – then i rub my nipples and make you suck them while i stroke your dick. now your dick is in my mouth while i give you a blow job.
him – my 9 inch dick is in your wet pussy slamming hard, slamming so much you have no control.
me – now my nipples are hard waiting for you to squeeze them as your dick is in my ass
him – my tongue is now back in your pussy licking as long as the moon is out
me – FUCK ME HARDER< HARDER, HARDER!!!!!!!
thats what it is so far
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me: here’s little something for you to think about: if i were to spend the night with you, we would get no sleep…we would grind all night long in all positions, all over the place…i would suck your hard cock over & over & over again…you could do whatever you wanted to me.
him: i would lick you out, moving my long tongue back and forth, in & out, sucking your lips & playing with your clit with the tip of my tongue…i’d finger you, making you nice & wet while sucking & squeezing your nipples & breasts, kissing your neck then back to breasts, to stomach & start all over again.
me: you could flood me with your sweet cum inside & out, front to back…then we would move to the shower and fuck until exhausted…finally, moving back to your bed where we would kiss like crazy & hold each other until daylight…& if you’re lucky, start all over again!
him: i can’t wait to push my big hard cock into your nice wet, juicy pussy over & over again baby!; come on over right now!